Prince Charles

[abz2020]

Hurrah! Bean now has sheltered accommodation. Soon he may loose his virginity. Good Bean!

Which one - front or back?

[Bean]

Hurrah! Bean now has sheltered accommodation. Soon he may loose his virginity. Good Bean!

Your missus isn't human?

Baaaaaa humbug then

[LondonManc]

Hurrah! Bean now has sheltered accommodation. Soon he may loose his virginity. Good Bean!

How does one loose a virginity? Is that similar to losing it?

[NickFitz]

I think that beyong that the throne goes to Norway?

Edward 7 had 6 children: -
Albert
George 5
Louise
Victoria
Maud
Alexander

4 of those lines are dead so it goes to Maud whose descendant is King Harald of Norway.

Not sure what will happen if all of Maud's descandants die....

Succession to the British throne - Wikipedia

Anne is fourteenth.

[sasguru]

Which one - front or back?

Don't confuse Bean. Bean is easily confused. One thing at a time.

[Bean]

Don't confuse Bean. Bean is easily confused. One thing at a time.

Post whatever helps you escape your reality fella

You've been exposed as a full-on cretin, not a common variety - our sympathies

[ladymuck]

So, according to the radio, Charlie has it but Camilla doesn't.

News person said (not verbatim) "the couple are experiencing what many households are - where they have to isolate in the same home to avoid spreading it to family members".

Yes, like they really are facing the same difficulties that a zero hours courier and his minimum wage hospital cleaner wife are coping with in their one-bed flat.

[Scoobos]

Well, to be fair, there's not a lot of incentive for either of them to get within 2 metres of each other!

[Bean]

So, according to the radio, Charlie has it but Camilla doesn't.

News person said (not verbatim) "the couple are experiencing what many households are - where they have to isolate in the same home to avoid spreading it to family members".

Yes, like they really are facing the same difficulties that a zero hours courier and his minimum wage hospital cleaner wife are coping with in their one-bed flat.

They had official engagements on 12th March - so let's hope he wasn't asymptomatic but infectious at that stage!

[Paddy]

Charles finally got the crown (corona)
Oh wait....

but then he bottled it...