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You do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
come on, we KNOW he's a knob.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.Comment
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I know you're thick as mince, but do try to understand the rules there's a good chap:Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.
Darwin Awards: Rule 1: Reproduction
"The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee."
HTH you thickos, BIDI.Hard Brexit now!
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Hey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...Originally posted by sasguru View PostI know you're thick as mince, but do try to understand the rules there's a good chap:
Darwin Awards: Rule 1: Reproduction
"The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee."
HTH you thickos, BIDI.
To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense
You don't understand the words you are using,
YOU CRETIN
HTH
Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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Poor Bean. He got a poor educamashon. And therefore does not know the meaning of the word "candidate". Bean never was very good with wordsOriginally posted by Bean View PostHey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...
To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense
You don't understand the words you are using,
YOU CRETIN
HTH




Candidate: "a person or thing regarded as suitable for or likely to receive a particular fate, treatment, or position."
Now watch Bean dig. Dig, Bean, Dig!



Hard Brexit now!
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Spoilsport.Originally posted by Bean View PostHey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...
To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense
You don't understand the words you are using,
YOU CRETIN
HTH

I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.
Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread
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Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!Originally posted by Whorty View PostSpoilsport.
I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.
Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread


Hard Brexit now!
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You honestly think you've 'won' something on this thread?Originally posted by sasguru View PostOh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!


Oh dear lord







You are a master cretin
Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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Fear not, he is undeterred anywayOriginally posted by Whorty View PostSpoilsport.
I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.
Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread
Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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And that, children, is why you should work hard and do your homework.Originally posted by Bean View PostYou honestly think you've 'won' something on this thread?
Oh dear lord







You are a master cretin

Otherwise you'll end up looking stupid like Bean.

Hard Brexit now!
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