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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!
    And yet you wasted time, looking for a quote, to try to prove your point. Fella, you're only wasting your own time .... no one else gives 2 hoots

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And that, children, is why you should work hard and do your homework.
    Otherwise you'll end up looking stupid like Bean.
    To think, you believe you are rich, retired and smart

    and here you are wasting your time on this forum, simply proving you are actually a master cretin

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Poor Bean. He got a poor educamashon. And therefore does not know the meaning of the word "candidate". Bean never was very good with words

    Candidate: "a person or thing regarded as suitable for or likely to receive a particular fate, treatment, or position."

    Now watch Bean dig. Dig, Bean, Dig!

    No digging from me - you are ignorant of the phrase you used, despite clear instructions from me to google it - so once more for you, you complete master cretin;

    Darwin Awards: Evolution In Action
    "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacular manner!"

    Note the words used and tense, you THICKO



    Go-on, keep digging and proving your cretin credentials

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bean View Post
    You honestly think you've 'won' something on this thread?

    Oh dear lord


    You are a master cretin
    And that, children, is why you should work hard and do your homework.
    Otherwise you'll end up looking stupid like Bean.

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Spoilsport.

    I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.

    Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread
    Fear not, he is undeterred anyway

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!
    You honestly think you've 'won' something on this thread?

    Oh dear lord


    You are a master cretin

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    Spoilsport.

    I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.

    Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread
    Oh Dear! Dig, Whorty, Dig!

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by Bean View Post
    Hey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...

    To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense

    You don't understand the words you are using,
    YOU CRETIN

    HTH
    Spoilsport.

    I find it more fun to watch him scrabble around the internet, wasting his time on links no one is going to read, that he thinks proves his point, to only then be corrected again. Giving him the answer is less fun.

    Or maybe he just doesn't understand that 70 odd year old men can still reproduce. They probably shouldn't, but that's a whole different thread

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Bean View Post
    Hey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...

    To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense

    You don't understand the words you are using,
    YOU CRETIN

    HTH
    Poor Bean. He got a poor educamashon. And therefore does not know the meaning of the word "candidate". Bean never was very good with words

    Candidate: "a person or thing regarded as suitable for or likely to receive a particular fate, treatment, or position."

    Now watch Bean dig. Dig, Bean, Dig!

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I know you're thick as mince, but do try to understand the rules there's a good chap:

    Darwin Awards: Rule 1: Reproduction

    "The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee."


    HTH you thickos, BIDI.
    Hey, THICKO - lemme break it down for you to save any further embarrassment...

    To be a candidate, you have to have DIED, i.e. PAST-tense

    You don't understand the words you are using,
    YOU CRETIN

    HTH

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.
    I know you're thick as mince, but do try to understand the rules there's a good chap:

    Darwin Awards: Rule 1: Reproduction

    "The existence of offspring, though potentially deleterious to the gene pool, does not disqualify a nominee."


    HTH you thickos, BIDI.

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.
    come on, we KNOW he's a knob.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Didn't his thick-as-mince consort Camilla make a couple of ill-judged jokes about it recently

    Duchess of Cornwall becomes second senior royal to joke about coronavirus | UK News | Sky News

    "The duchess wore gloves during the engagement but Charles did not, and the couple shook hands with some of those they met."

    Darwin Award candidate.

    No doubt he has his own medical team and personal ventilator and ECMO machine to protect him from his stupidity though.
    You do know the rules for Darwin Award qualification, don't you? I would refrain from describing someone as 'thick-as-mince' and then demonstrating that same characteristic in your very next sentence. People will just think you're a knob.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by abz2020 View Post
    Charles finally got the crown (corona)
    Oh wait....
    but then he bottled it...

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    So, according to the radio, Charlie has it but Camilla doesn't.

    News person said (not verbatim) "the couple are experiencing what many households are - where they have to isolate in the same home to avoid spreading it to family members".

    Yes, like they really are facing the same difficulties that a zero hours courier and his minimum wage hospital cleaner wife are coping with in their one-bed flat.
    They had official engagements on 12th March - so let's hope he wasn't asymptomatic but infectious at that stage!

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