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    #41
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sarf London 'innit?

    tulip pit, bring in the army, shoot the fookers on sight.
    But I live there.

    So if there was a looter and a cyclist, which would be shot first?

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      #42
      In this world, probably depends how much the bike was worth.

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        But I live there.

        So if there was a looter and a cyclist, which would be shot first?

        Assuming you're >50m away and have dialled in the sight correctly, it's obviously the cyclist as it is moving faster. Reload and get the looter.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #44
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          But I live there.

          So if there was a looter and a cyclist, which would be shot first?
          Is the cyclist a MAMIL?

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            #45
            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Is the cyclist a MAMIL?

            we are talking Brillo here so more of a lounge lizard
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #46
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              But if they do check you, they'll shoot you.

              so we need to send some posters camouflage outfits?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #47
                Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                That's one thing I'm concerned about. The government has already said the police may have to focus only on major crimes. So it will be open season for oiks and thugs - with a corresponding vigilante response.
                My town had a fatal stabbing on the high street this morning. Though no idea if that is just very bad coincidence.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Is the cyclist a MAMIL?
                  WTFH is not sexist. He hates all cyclists equally.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    WTFH is not sexist. He hates all cyclists equally.
                    moi aussi

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      moi aussi
                      Good to here you are not sexist. Ketchupist. But not sexist.

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