Unerlying health conditions

[ladymuck]

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.

[Old Greg]

Does this include cretinism?

Yes, considering you all think it's curable by washing your hands in Brexit, because that's what oPM's dentist reckons.

[NotAllThere]

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.

You're guaranteed immortality then, seeing as you keep HWMBO's in a jar.

[Uncle Albert]

[MarillionFan]

One of my testicles is bigger than the other. Am I going to die?

Not of the coronavirus

[ladymuck]

You're guaranteed immortality then, seeing as you keep HWMBO's in a jar.

What can I say, I am a fan of pickles.

[Mordac]

What can I say, I am a fan of pickles.

Do they go well with hummous? I'm only asking for a friend, like...

[Mordac]

Ignore all those naysayers. It's been proven that testicular asymmetry is a key factor in immortality.

And all your research into this is duly acknowledged. You might even get your name in a paper. Let's just hope it's not the Daily Mail...