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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostNot if you use a condom.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Without knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWithout knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's like picking a Grand National winner. Pull a name out of a hat and hope you win!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot sure I've got the energy, what with this hacking cough and fever I've got right now....“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
Haven't most people died as a result of being trampled underfoot in toilet roll queues
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI thought you were more of a 'car keys in the fruit bowl' sort of girl...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostYeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350ZHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostRevolver in Conservatory by HectorAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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