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Not if you use a condom.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Well, it stopped foot and mouth disease in its tracks...Originally posted by xoggoth View PostNot if you use a condom.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Without knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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It's like picking a Grand National winner. Pull a name out of a hat and hope you win!Originally posted by LondonManc View PostWithout knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.Comment
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I thought you were more of a 'car keys in the fruit bowl' sort of girl...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's like picking a Grand National winner. Pull a name out of a hat and hope you win!
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Good job you have no mates.............Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNot sure I've got the energy, what with this hacking cough and fever I've got right now....

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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ftfyOriginally posted by Ardesco View Post
Haven't most people died as a result of being trampled underfoot in toilet roll queues
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Yeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350ZOriginally posted by Mordac View PostI thought you were more of a 'car keys in the fruit bowl' sort of girl...
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Is your Datsun still going? I seem to remember you were asking for a Priest, and we feared the worst? He must have been a bloody good Priest...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostYeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350ZHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Hunting rifle in the back passage by WTFH surely?Originally posted by AtW View PostRevolver in Conservatory by HectorComment
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