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BrilloPad replied

13 March 2020, 21:41
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Well this news just shortened the odds on a few of our brethren.

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...tors-doom.html

Are you suggesting some posters are stressed with high blood pressure and easily triggered? Surely not...
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ladymuck replied

13 March 2020, 15:52
Well this news just shortened the odds on a few of our brethren.

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...tors-doom.html
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Mordac replied

13 March 2020, 10:33
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yea olde jalopy still lives! She's a good old banger. It was an electrical leak from the the stereo apparently.

Time to change your CD collection?
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 21:51
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Is your Datsun still going? I seem to remember you were asking for a Priest, and we feared the worst? He must have been a bloody good Priest...

Yea olde jalopy still lives! She's a good old banger. It was an electrical leak from the the stereo apparently.
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 20:29
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350Z

Last one I went to, I ended up with an Oyster card. And an expired one at that...

(I needed some thinking time for that one, hope it was worth it...)
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vetran replied

12 March 2020, 20:18
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting clap

FTFY
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vetran replied

12 March 2020, 20:13
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Revolver in Conservatory by Hector

Hunting rifle in the back passage by WTFH surely?
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 19:24
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350Z

Is your Datsun still going? I seem to remember you were asking for a Priest, and we feared the worst? He must have been a bloody good Priest...
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 19:21
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I thought you were more of a 'car keys in the fruit bowl' sort of girl...

Yeah but, with this lot, I'd end up getting a clapped out Ford Fiesta in exchange for my 350Z
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shaunbhoy replied

12 March 2020, 19:17
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

Haven't most people died as a result of being trampled underfoot in toilet roll queues

ftfy
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shaunbhoy replied

12 March 2020, 19:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Not sure I've got the energy, what with this hacking cough and fever I've got right now....

Good job you have no mates.............
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 19:15
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

It's like picking a Grand National winner. Pull a name out of a hat and hope you win!

I thought you were more of a 'car keys in the fruit bowl' sort of girl...
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 19:11
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Without knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.

It's like picking a Grand National winner. Pull a name out of a hat and hope you win!
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LondonManc replied

12 March 2020, 18:57
Without knowing age, underlying health conditions, location, etc., it's a bit of a guess.
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 17:11
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Not if you use a condom.

Well, it stopped foot and mouth disease in its tracks...
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