Low Point

[Buffoon]

Oh yes!!!

Erm, a mate saw it and errr told me about it.

Sounds quite degrading actually.

Disgusting.

This is the same Kelley that the Tory party was hailing as an environmental hero? Ops!

She has problems keeping him at attention!! So lads, you've got your grubby mits on a page 3 girl. You've gotta have serious problems if your manhood is not poking your eye out, his goes limp! No wonder he is her ex!

[kramer]

i feel your pain duder....

but whats gettin you down.... some girl....some job....

you'lll get over them alll... if your healthy then thats a giid starting point...

[SallyAnne]

tulip, what have I missed? What about the hot blonde who you have a kissing date with on Sunday? Whats happenned?

[kramer]

just as a quick story to give you a bit of hope...

a coleague of mine left his girlfriend recently ..he had been moody and unhappy for ages. He'd put on weight and felt mentally and physically wrecked....

he pulled his socks up left his girlfriend of 2 years and went to live with a friend.

he joined a sports club which is innocent enough... since then he has ended up on a sexual adventure all over the place
Its a real renaissance for him... he changed things and isn't looking back... he's over 30 and has just hooked up with a lass in her early twenties..

you can't get the smile off his face...

you never know whats round the corner

[Board Game Geek]

you never know whats round the corner

Indeed....

I always tend to assume that it's either

a) A drug-fiend with a knife
b) A steaming, wet dog turd
c) A kid going too fast blindly round the corner
d) Someone I haven't seen for years and want to avoid
e) A Terrorist
f) Shub-Niggurath

When I found out that it is none of these, I tend to start worrying about the next corner after that.

Keeps me on my toes I guess.

[BillHicksRIP]

Duder, belt the **** up, will you? Be a man and deal with rejection, alcoholism, and just being told you're inferior. You're a contractor - you're out to prove the women wrong. :-)