Reply to: Low Point

[BillHicksRIP]

Duder, belt the **** up, will you? Be a man and deal with rejection, alcoholism, and just being told you're inferior. You're a contractor - you're out to prove the women wrong. :-)

[Board Game Geek]

you never know whats round the corner

Indeed....

I always tend to assume that it's either

a) A drug-fiend with a knife
b) A steaming, wet dog turd
c) A kid going too fast blindly round the corner
d) Someone I haven't seen for years and want to avoid
e) A Terrorist
f) Shub-Niggurath

When I found out that it is none of these, I tend to start worrying about the next corner after that.

Keeps me on my toes I guess.

[kramer]

just as a quick story to give you a bit of hope...

a coleague of mine left his girlfriend recently ..he had been moody and unhappy for ages. He'd put on weight and felt mentally and physically wrecked....

he pulled his socks up left his girlfriend of 2 years and went to live with a friend.

he joined a sports club which is innocent enough... since then he has ended up on a sexual adventure all over the place
Its a real renaissance for him... he changed things and isn't looking back... he's over 30 and has just hooked up with a lass in her early twenties..

you can't get the smile off his face...

you never know whats round the corner

[SallyAnne]

tulip, what have I missed? What about the hot blonde who you have a kissing date with on Sunday? Whats happenned?

[kramer]

i feel your pain duder....

but whats gettin you down.... some girl....some job....

you'lll get over them alll... if your healthy then thats a giid starting point...

[Buffoon]

Oh yes!!!

Erm, a mate saw it and errr told me about it.

Sounds quite degrading actually.

Disgusting.

This is the same Kelley that the Tory party was hailing as an environmental hero? Ops!

She has problems keeping him at attention!! So lads, you've got your grubby mits on a page 3 girl. You've gotta have serious problems if your manhood is not poking your eye out, his goes limp! No wonder he is her ex!

[Spartacus]

Attention seeker

Also known as a w.anker.

[Shimano105]

Attention seeker

[Spacecadet]

This message is hidden because el duder is on your ignore list.

What did he say?

[Spartacus]

You are one of life's losers el duder so you may as well just top yourself. Don't forget that last can of Sprite

[Dundeegeorge]

Just remember

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of tulip,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...


And if all else fails, remember it could be worse. You could be John Prescott.

[scooterscot]

Have some chocolate for starters…

followed by chocolate soufflé and some red wine. Put the Bridget Jones on the telly and the Celine Dion power ballad on in the background. If you can survive all this then great things will happened for you…

[theemeestroo]

You've not seen the tape then. Unless you've got a foot fetish you'll be suffering from friction burns before anything else!!

[freakydancer]

There you go, just download her sex tape and you'll soon forget all about it!!

Oh yes!!!

Erm, a mate saw it and errr told me about it.

Sounds quite degrading actually.

Disgusting.

[sasguru]

There you go, just download her sex tape and you'll soon forget all about it!!

But just for the 20 seconds it takes you to touch yerself ...