Just remember life is meaningless
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
But just for the 20 seconds it takes you to touch yerself ...Originally posted by theemeestrooHard Brexit now!
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Oh yes!!!Originally posted by theemeestroo
Erm, a mate saw it and errr told me about it.
Sounds quite degrading actually.
Disgusting.Call the cops
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You've not seen the tape then. Unless you've got a foot fetish you'll be suffering from friction burns before anything else!!
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Have some chocolate for starters…
followed by chocolate soufflé and some red wine. Put the Bridget Jones on the telly and the Celine Dion power ballad on in the background. If you can survive all this then great things will happened for you…"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Just remember
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]
Life's a piece of tulip,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
And if all else fails, remember it could be worse. You could be John Prescott.Why not?Comment
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You are one of life's losers el duder so you may as well just top yourself. Don't forget that last can of SpriteI'm Spartacus.Comment
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What did he say?This message is hidden because el duder is on your ignore list.Coffee's for closersComment
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Attention seekerComment
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Also known as a w.anker.Originally posted by Shimano105I'm Spartacus.Comment
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