No-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.
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Life : 100% will die.
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I once fancied the idea of being immortal but I figured I'd get bored. I've now decided I want to be omnipotent and have power over all things, right down to the subatomic level. I think that suits me far better. -
I gave up having any power the day I got married.
Now I know exactly what I want. Whatever my wife wants me to have....Comment
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Difficult concept for some who lead boring life’s and save for pensions as there main joy
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and people wat kant spel, like?Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostDifficult concept for some who lead boring life’s and save for pensions as there main joy
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And it's sexually transmitted.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNo-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Unlike stress which is inherited. From your kids.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd it's sexually transmitted.Comment
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Have you looked into the Oude Joris Max Infiniti contractor payment structure.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNo-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.Comment
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I invented it!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHave you looked into the Oude Joris Max Infiniti contractor payment structure.Comment
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