Life : 100% will die.

[BrilloPad]

No-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.

[ladymuck]

Hurray!

I once fancied the idea of being immortal but I figured I'd get bored. I've now decided I want to be omnipotent and have power over all things, right down to the subatomic level. I think that suits me far better.

[BrilloPad]

I gave up having any power the day I got married.

Now I know exactly what I want. Whatever my wife wants me to have....

[GhostofTarbera]

Difficult concept for some who lead boring life’s and save for pensions as there main joy


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[BR14]

Difficult concept for some who lead boring life’s and save for pensions as there main joy


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and people wat kant spel, like?

[NotAllThere]

No-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.

And it's sexually transmitted.

[BrilloPad]

And it's sexually transmitted.

Unlike stress which is inherited. From your kids.

[Old Greg]

No-one has found a cure for death yet. You are not getting out of this alive.

Have you looked into the Oude Joris Max Infiniti contractor payment structure.

[Eirikur]

Eternal life gets boring after a googleplex years and the universe's energy death

[BrilloPad]

Have you looked into the Oude Joris Max Infiniti contractor payment structure.

I invented it!