Washing machine rules

[ladymuck]

I thought you were a goth?

Only when there's a full moon...

 

[Paddy]

This is why I only have dark clothes.

 

[jayn200]

Neither of us buy anything that can't be washed in a normal mixed cycle. Life is too short to separate your loads.
Just put everything in a mixed load, anything that doesn't survive just toss it, life will just be so much easier for you.

 

[NotAllThere]

More this, I think.

 

[SimonMac]

The wife has had an op which means she has to avoid any kind of lifting or bending down.

So im now in charge of the washing machine.

Can anyone, especially another programmer define the rules for what colours and shades constitute dark and light washes?

The wife has directed me but so for im pretty certain i have a washing machine full of different colours including blue jeans in the light wash.

No RoS, MOO and lots of SDC?

 

[billybiro]

As a contractor, you should just dump dirty clothes and buy new ones.

As a contractor, you should dump the now useless wife and get a new one.

 

[Mordac]

As a contractor, you should dump the now useless wife and get a new one.

He had enough problems finding the first one. She only swiped right by accident...

 

[BrilloPad]

No RoS, MOO and lots of SDC?

I hope the official CEST tool was used for that.

 

[woohoo]

I should have posted this in technical.

It's clear there are no rules to the washing machine light and dark wash. My guess, it's another strange thing women do to stop men helping out around the house, just so they can have a moan to each other on mumsnet.

 

[SueEllen]

I should have posted this in technical.

It's clear there are no rules to the washing machine light and dark wash. My guess, it's another strange thing women do to stop men helping out around the house, just so they can have a moan to each other on mumsnet.

Your mother clearly spoilt you.

My brothers like my sisters are well versed in the art of washing and ironing.

In fact my sister-in-laws never wash my brothers' clothes, and as soon as their sons have reached 13 they are taught, like their daughters, to do it themselves.