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    Washing machine rules

    The wife has had an op which means she has to avoid any kind of lifting or bending down.

    So im now in charge of the washing machine.

    Can anyone, especially another programmer define the rules for what colours and shades constitute dark and light washes?

    The wife has directed me but so for im pretty certain i have a washing machine full of different colours including blue jeans in the light wash.

    #2
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    The wife has had an op which means she has to avoid any kind of lifting or bending down.

    So im now in charge of the washing machine.

    Can anyone, especially another programmer define the rules for what colours and shades constitute dark and light washes?

    The wife has directed me but so for im pretty certain i have a washing machine full of different colours including blue jeans in the light wash.
    Wash all her white stuff at 90 degrees with at least one red sock. You will be relieved of washing duties immediately and permanently.
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      Wash all her white stuff at 90 degrees with at least one red sock. You will be relieved of washing duties immediately and permanently.
      Not in my house.

      You would find yourself with only black socks and still doing the washing.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        Wash all her white stuff at 90 degrees with at least one red sock. You will be relieved of washing duties immediately and permanently.
        Its a good idea but not sure i could take the pain of my balls being ripped off by an angry blonde full of evil menace. Though i know one or two of you would pay good money for this kind of service.

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          #5
          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          The wife has had an op which means she has to avoid any kind of lifting or bending down.

          So im now in charge of the washing machine.

          Can anyone, especially another programmer define the rules for what colours and shades constitute dark and light washes?

          The wife has directed me but so for im pretty certain i have a washing machine full of different colours including blue jeans in the light wash.
          As a contractor, you should just dump dirty clothes and buy new ones.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            This is why I only have dark clothes.

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              This is why I only have dark clothes.
              Well and cause you heard they are slimming.

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                #8
                Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                The wife has had an op which means she has to avoid any kind of lifting or bending down.

                So im now in charge of the washing machine.

                Can anyone, especially another programmer define the rules for what colours and shades constitute dark and light washes?

                The wife has directed me but so for im pretty certain i have a washing machine full of different colours including blue jeans in the light wash.
                Look, it's easy. She takes a comfortable position and tells you what to put in where, and how to vary it.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  This is why I only have dark clothes.
                  I thought you were a goth?

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                    #10
                    Get an au pair. She can then also undertake any other "duties" the wife is not up to.

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