Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?

[darmstadt]

Waffle Stomp

[Old Greg]

People are disgusting, the shower isnt for poops. However, the bath is a much more daring place to poop.

[BABABlackSheep]

I know of a case of someone who left a tulip on the floor of the toilet at work...not the cubicle..the actual toilet.

[BrilloPad]

I know of a case of someone who left a tulip on the floor of the toilet at work...not the cubicle..the actual toilet.

A garage I worked at had a room with only one door. One morning they opened the door to find someone had pooed behind it so the door pushed through it.

Burglar got in via skylight.

[SimonMac]

I've never pooed in the shower in my own home, let alone at work.

People are filthy.

My rule of thumb to tell if people are working or middle class, do you pee in the shower?

[cojak]

Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.

[MaryPoppins]

No, 'boak' is correct.

No, you're wrong..

[ascender]

Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.

There was a phantom pooper in a Bank I used to work for - his place of choice was the lift. They weren't even glass ones, so it wasn't a fetish thing like those Hollywood producers and glass-topped coffee tables.

[psychocandy]

Contractor I worked with got pissed at xmas party. Stayed in same hotel. Locked himself out of his room so shat in the sink behind the bar that they wash the glasses.

Alas, on CCTV. The hotel called the client to complain about. Guy didnt last long after this.

[psychocandy]

Couple of clients I've been theres been a "poo artist".

Always wondered - do you shat and catch it on the way out or do you fish it out of the bowl? And do you use it like a giant crayon then?
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