Reply to: Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?

[psychocandy]

Actually, that's sexual assault..

OK. I guess stripping the new player bare, holding him down, then the full back biting his chappie probably is too then......

Guy in question (the full back) was a good player mind. Played professionally afterwards....

[psychocandy]

That's **** all to do with rugby. That's a bunch of twats thinking they are rugby players. That's one step too far even for rugby players..

But then you did mention Wales.

That said, it has to even be true to be worth discussing, which it isn't so mehhhhh

Way worse than that happens mun NLUK. You lot up north play the soft version of rugby dont you?

[Mordac]

Actually, that's sexual assault..

Only if the mars bar wants to press charges...

[KinooOrKinog]

The thing when I played was, when player was on his first tour he'd have a mars bar rammed back up there. Then be made to eat it.
Welsh valleys rugby see.....

Actually, that's sexual assault..

[northernladuk]

The thing when I played was, when player was on his first tour he'd have a mars bar rammed back up there. Then be made to eat it.
Welsh valleys rugby see.....

That's **** all to do with rugby. That's a bunch of twats thinking they are rugby players. That's one step too far even for rugby players..

But then you did mention Wales.

That said, it has to even be true to be worth discussing, which it isn't so mehhhhh

[psychocandy]

And when the player was on their second tour were they made to do something with sheep? Or do they do that for fun?

Ha ha nah thats normal...

[BrilloPad]

The thing when I played was, when player was on his first tour he'd have a mars bar rammed back up there. Then be made to eat it.
Welsh valleys rugby see.....

And when the player was on their second tour were they made to do something with sheep? Or do they do that for fun?

[psychocandy]

Washed some off, probably. Peed yes. At work - who showers at work? I'm a contractor. They won't let me use it.

Or simply leave a chocolate bar.

The thing when I played was, when player was on his first tour he'd have a mars bar rammed back up there. Then be made to eat it.
Welsh valleys rugby see.....

[psychocandy]

Couple of clients I've been theres been a "poo artist".

Always wondered - do you shat and catch it on the way out or do you fish it out of the bowl? And do you use it like a giant crayon then?
Asking for a friend.

[psychocandy]

Contractor I worked with got pissed at xmas party. Stayed in same hotel. Locked himself out of his room so shat in the sink behind the bar that they wash the glasses.

Alas, on CCTV. The hotel called the client to complain about. Guy didnt last long after this.

[ascender]

Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.

There was a phantom pooper in a Bank I used to work for - his place of choice was the lift. They weren't even glass ones, so it wasn't a fetish thing like those Hollywood producers and glass-topped coffee tables.

[MaryPoppins]

No, 'boak' is correct.

No, you're wrong..

[cojak]

Mind you, El Reg has been documenting some pretty disgusting going-on's at the HMRC offices.

[SimonMac]

I've never pooed in the shower in my own home, let alone at work.

People are filthy.

My rule of thumb to tell if people are working or middle class, do you pee in the shower?

[BrilloPad]

I know of a case of someone who left a tulip on the floor of the toilet at work...not the cubicle..the actual toilet.

A garage I worked at had a room with only one door. One morning they opened the door to find someone had pooed behind it so the door pushed through it.

Burglar got in via skylight.