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Have you ever pooed in the shower at work?
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I did. Of course it's going to block the drain. I was meaning more how you facilitate getting it down there. Who'd want to put their bare foot on a sh1t?If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically -
Don't you push it down with loo roll?Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View PostI did. Of course it's going to block the drain. I was meaning more how you facilitate getting it down there. Who'd want to put their bare foot on a sh1t?
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nah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
get the whole sensory experience man.
you know you love it.
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BokeOriginally posted by BR14 View Postnah, you squish it between your toes and massage it into the drain.
get the whole sensory experience man.
you know you love it.
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No, you're wrong..Originally posted by BR14 View Post
oh, and it's 'BOAK'If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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Potato masher does the trick.Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View PostQuestion is, what would you do with it after you've pooped? Poke it down the drain with your foot? Rank.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Before I go into shower I make a list: -Originally posted by Lance View PostPotato masher does the trick.
Towel
Shampoo
Shower Gel
Razor
Shave Gel
Potato Masher
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Found Pooh in the shower
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