How to make a marriage last

[Old Greg]

Who says she'd marry him. She might marry someone else and then HWMBO would be happy her bit on the side.

Brillo is due another vacancy in the next couple of months.

[BrilloPad]

Brillo is due another vacancy in the next couple of months.

I hope you are not applying. I thought you are Suity were a lovely couple.

[Old Greg]

I hope you are not applying. I thought you are Suity were a lovely couple.

I wouldn't lower my standards to you.

[BrilloPad]

I wouldn't lower my standards to you.

Still you can't blame me for trying....

[Mordac]

So some other bloke gets to suffer. I suppose HWMBO sounds like a good bloke so nice it wont be him who is miserable.

But he's a Glaswegian, so he won't have to look far to find something else to be miserable about...

[BrilloPad]

But he's a Glaswegian, so he won't have to look far to find something else to be miserable about...

I thought they were all like BR14 and super happy?

[ladymuck]

But he's a Glaswegian, so he won't have to look far to find something else to be miserable about...

He comes from Dundee, originally.

Not sure if that's any better...

[WTFH]

He comes from Dundee, originally.

Not sure if that's any better...

At least the wedding cake should be nice and stodgy.
Does he like his marmalade too?