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    #21
    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Kids named after the profit? Gross and Net - do you think it will catch on?
    why name a kid after profit
    why not turnover ?

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      #22
      Originally posted by andy
      why name a kid after profit
      why not turnover ?
      coz you wouldn't get a kid that way.

      didn't you learn anything in sex education?

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        #23
        I like the Rik Mayal approach, i.e. call you kids F uck off and C unt and they will grow up into hard bast ards


        Whats your name sonny?

        F uck off
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #24
          Originally posted by Buffoon
          Isn't that the red coloured chicken that you get in Indian restaurants?

          Mmmmmmm
          No thats Tikka

          HTH

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            I know , it was an attempt at humour.
            You shouldn't have a space before the comma

            HTH

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              #26
              Originally posted by Ardesco
              No thats Tikka
              I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.
              Drivel is my speciality

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                #27
                Originally posted by Ardesco
                No thats Tikka

                HTH
                Isn't that another name for a Clock
                Married

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Ardesco
                  You shouldn't have a space before the comma

                  HTH
                  Darn you God for making my touch-typing this way!
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Buffoon
                    I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.
                    Nope thats a ticker

                    HTH

                    (wonder how long I can keep this up...)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Ardesco
                      Nope thats a ticker

                      HTH

                      (wonder how long I can keep this up...)
                      "that's"

                      HTH
                      Call the cops

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