Reply to: By George!

[Buffoon]

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)

Like those condoms with knobberly bits on?

[freakydancer]

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)

"that's"

HTH

[Ardesco]

I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)

[Bagpuss]

You shouldn't have a space before the comma

HTH

Darn you God for making my touch-typing this way!

[AndyGarbs]

No thats Tikka

HTH

Isn't that another name for a Clock

[Buffoon]

No thats Tikka

I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.

[Ardesco]

I know , it was an attempt at humour.

You shouldn't have a space before the comma

HTH

[Ardesco]

Isn't that the red coloured chicken that you get in Indian restaurants?

Mmmmmmm

No thats Tikka

HTH

[Bagpuss]

I like the Rik Mayal approach, i.e. call you kids F uck off and C unt and they will grow up into hard bast ards


Whats your name sonny?

F uck off

[vetran]

why name a kid after profit
why not turnover ?

coz you wouldn't get a kid that way.

didn't you learn anything in sex education?

[andy]

Kids named after the profit? Gross and Net - do you think it will catch on?

why name a kid after profit
why not turnover ?

[Bagpuss]

That was Tarka

HTH

I know , it was an attempt at humour.

[The Lone Gunman]

Does everyone know the (very) old joke about the (Red)Indian telling his children why they were called Swooping Hawk, Running Bear... etc?

No never heard it why do you ask two dogs *******?

[Buffoon]

That was Tarka

HTH

Isn't that the red coloured chicken that you get in Indian restaurants?

Mmmmmmm

[Troll]

My children are named Chiswick Flyover and Old Railway Bridges after the places they were conceived.

Does everyone know the (very) old joke about the (Red)Indian telling his children why they were called Swooping Hawk, Running Bear... etc?