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Buffoon replied

17 January 2007, 16:58
Originally posted by Ardesco

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)

Like those condoms with knobberly bits on?
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freakydancer replied

17 January 2007, 16:57
Originally posted by Ardesco

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)

"that's"

HTH
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Ardesco replied

17 January 2007, 16:52
Originally posted by Buffoon

I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.

Nope thats a ticker

HTH

(wonder how long I can keep this up...)
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Bagpuss replied

17 January 2007, 16:48
Originally posted by Ardesco

You shouldn't have a space before the comma

HTH

Darn you God for making my touch-typing this way!
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AndyGarbs replied

17 January 2007, 16:46
Originally posted by Ardesco

No thats Tikka

HTH

Isn't that another name for a Clock
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Buffoon replied

17 January 2007, 16:46
Originally posted by Ardesco

No thats Tikka

I thought a tikka was a continuous stream of news items like racing results, or stock quotes.
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Ardesco replied

17 January 2007, 16:42
Originally posted by Bagpuss

I know , it was an attempt at humour.

You shouldn't have a space before the comma

HTH
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Ardesco replied

17 January 2007, 16:42
Originally posted by Buffoon

Isn't that the red coloured chicken that you get in Indian restaurants?

Mmmmmmm

No thats Tikka

HTH
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Bagpuss replied

17 January 2007, 16:39
I like the Rik Mayal approach, i.e. call you kids F uck off and C unt and they will grow up into hard bast ards

Whats your name sonny?

F uck off
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vetran replied

17 January 2007, 16:33
Originally posted by andy

why name a kid after profit
why not turnover ?

coz you wouldn't get a kid that way.

didn't you learn anything in sex education?
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andy replied

17 January 2007, 16:12
Originally posted by Buffoon

Kids named after the profit? Gross and Net - do you think it will catch on?

why name a kid after profit
why not turnover ?
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Bagpuss replied

17 January 2007, 16:10
Originally posted by Ardesco

That was Tarka

HTH

I know , it was an attempt at humour.
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The Lone Gunman replied

17 January 2007, 16:08
Originally posted by Troll

Does everyone know the (very) old joke about the (Red)Indian telling his children why they were called Swooping Hawk, Running Bear... etc?

No never heard it why do you ask two dogs *******?
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Buffoon replied

17 January 2007, 14:37
Originally posted by Ardesco

That was Tarka

HTH

Isn't that the red coloured chicken that you get in Indian restaurants?

Mmmmmmm
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Troll replied

17 January 2007, 14:32
Originally posted by DimPrawn

My children are named Chiswick Flyover and Old Railway Bridges after the places they were conceived.

Does everyone know the (very) old joke about the (Red)Indian telling his children why they were called Swooping Hawk, Running Bear... etc?
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