What subjects should be taboo in the office?

[LondonManc]

[MarillionFan]

Masturbating to female colleague porn.

[Zigenare]

Masturbating to female colleague porn.

Diet Coke Break!

[cojak]

we did some mapping stuff and one of the female staff thought GIS was pronounced Jizz.

You mean it isn’t??

[BrilloPad]

LEGO

Woman find this more offensive than just about anything on earth


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So are we expected just to remove subjects women find offensive? What are men? What about other non-binary?

Personally I wish they would all stop talking about how smelly I am.

[Zigenare]

So are we expected just to remove subjects women find offensive? What are men? What about other non-binary?

Personally I wish they would all stop talking about how smelly I am.

They're the ones with the deodorant and perfume, imagine how smelly they must be...

[woohoo]

Surely it's gif? You're crazy if you think it's gif! [emoji23]

All I'm saying is I'm with the inventor of gif on how to pronounce gif. I know it's wrong but its right.

[Whorty]

All I'm saying is I'm with the inventor of gif on how to pronounce gif. I know it's wrong but its right.

I'm with George Hempl on this one, if that makes sense!

[OwlHoot]

• Feminism.
• Coffee/tea rounds.
• How to pronounce gif.
• Contractor rates.

Huh? How many ways are there to pronounce "gif", unless you're one of those weirdos who pronounces it "jiff" as in jiffy bag, in which case you probably insist on spelling "disk" as "disc" about 50 years after everyone else stopped!

A permie I worked with at my previous clientco started getting on my wick for pronouncing "project" as "proeject" with a long "o". Unfortunately as he was a PM, every other word he said was "proeject"

[ladymuck]

How to pronounce schedule

How to pronounce scone and, by extension, whether it's jam or cream first