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ladymuck replied

10 February 2020, 19:03
Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post

Wanking.

I once wrote pn the back of one of my school exercise books "I thought wanking was a province of China until I discovered Smirnoff".

"Masturbation is not a topic for French lessons" is what I was made to write 2000 times :

In English or en Français?
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Martin Bank Holiday replied

8 February 2020, 03:14
Wanking.

I once wrote pn the back of one of my school exercise books "I thought wanking was a province of China until I discovered Smirnoff".

"Masturbation is not a topic for French lessons" is what I was made to write 2000 times :
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BR14 replied

3 February 2020, 19:34
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

ha ha maybe.....

Dunno but here in Wales no-one is that bothered about the "table" as such. Its all about tedious whining drivel)

ftfy
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psychocandy replied

3 February 2020, 15:10
Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post

clever ploy to take the losing bonus point!

ha ha maybe.....

Dunno but here in Wales no-one is that bothered about the "table" as such. i.e. whether we win by one point. Its all about getting the Grand Slam (and beating England!)
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JohntheBike replied

3 February 2020, 11:52
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Rugby (if you're English).....

Sorry had to do it!

clever ploy to take the losing bonus point!
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psychocandy replied

3 February 2020, 11:36
Rugby (if you're English).....

Sorry had to do it!
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Zigenare replied

3 February 2020, 11:34
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Nooo... Surely not!

Only 48%, not the majority.
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ladymuck replied

3 February 2020, 11:31
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.

Nooo... Surely not!
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wattaj replied

3 February 2020, 10:58
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Brown!

Rhubarb then. I can't say that it's my taste TBH. I might go with the traditional strawberry.
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Zigenare replied

3 February 2020, 10:55
Originally posted by wattaj View Post

Made cherry scones with wattaj jnr over the week-end. Can't decide which jam would be appropriate for my elevenses .

Brown!
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wattaj replied

3 February 2020, 10:53
Made cherry scones with wattaj jnr over the week-end. Can't decide which jam would be appropriate for my elevenses .
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Halo Jones replied

3 February 2020, 10:51
Some people butter the scone before any cream / jam.
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Zigenare replied

2 February 2020, 20:14
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Because I like to make sure I upset everyone equally, my method is:

Break scone in half.

On one exposed inner surface spread jam then clotted cream.

On the other exposed inner surface spread clotted cream then jam.

Scoff.

Repeat until bored / full / feeling sick.

You're such a tease!
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ravenshaw replied

2 February 2020, 18:16
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

No Jam or cream.

Agreed!
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ladymuck replied

2 February 2020, 17:20
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

What a bunch of

Open cream pot.

Open jam pot.

Pick pieces off scone and cross-contaminate as needed.

You dirty heathen!
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