The way to impress lady visitors is to have a very nice and pristine bathroom with fresh towels.
Above all, be good-looking and non-creepy. They like that.
Above all, be good-looking and non-creepy. They like that.
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Mate: Here Brian, what the **** is all this in your bathroom?
Brian: Er... it's my lady drawer.
Mate: Your ******* what?
Brian: Er, it's where I keep all those things that I... er, that my lady-friends might need when they visit.
Mate: ...
Brian: ...
Mate: Brian, these silkys are y-fronts. I think that we need to talk...---
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Many a mickle makes a muckle.
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If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View PostComment
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So young, so naive...Originally posted by GJABS View Post---
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Many a mickle makes a muckle.
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We'll let you off, seeing as satisfying a lady isn't top of your priorities.Originally posted by GJABS View PostComment
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In that way he is like most men, as I've said before I can't flick my tongue for the whole of Bolero!Originally posted by ladymuck View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
as always Kevin nailed it!
oh just in case you aren't familiar with his humour NSFW!!!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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