Saloon etiquette

[AtW]

Should one order beer before or after shootout?

[Benny]

Should one order beer before or after shootout?

Should be

Does one position oneself close to the pump to allow frequent refills, or go for the long beer slide down the bar top
If minding own business at said bar and someone strikes a match on your back to light his pipe, should one react
Then:
Should one order beer before or after shootout

[AtW]

Another sockie, mods!!!

[ladymuck]

Order the beer, start the shootout, drink beer and watch everyone kicking off

[jamesbrown]

Probably before, what with beer not being bulletproof.

[DoctorStrangelove]

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[Uncle Albert]

Another sockie, mods!!!

Quick, ban him. He's confessed to being a sockie.

Oh and beats war war every time.