Sauna etiquette....

[jamesbrown]

Find a place with a bigger sauna.

You could ask MF.

Oh, wait.

[NotAllThere]

You could ask MF.

Oh, wait.

I don't think they build them that big.

[vetran]

I don't think they build them that big.

he might just squeeze in.

[jamesbrown]

he might just squeeze in.

Might be able to wedge his panniculus in the gangway if you can borrow a forklift.

[Martin Bank Holiday]

Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care


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Strategically placed towels or completely in the noddy?

Note to self: Purchase an online Russian language course

[Gibbon]

Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care


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I went to a few German ones with a Fraulein I was seeing, don't need the Vodkas, but the cold plunge pool came in handy. I was doing ok until three 'model' types came in and one on them sat behind me with a leg either side, it wasn't just the hairs on the back of my neck that went up!

[Martin Bank Holiday]

I it wasn't just the hairs on the back of my neck that went up!

Classic!

I wouldn't mind a bit of that action!

[Martin Bank Holiday]

Forgot to mention, for Christmas, I was given a book of Perer Allis' golfing anecdotes and one of them, too lengthy to repeat here, involved a sauna, Derek Griffiths, Tarby and a flatulent Sean Connery

[vetran]

Classic!

I wouldn't mind a bit of that action!

You are GJabs and I claim my five free haircuts...

[Martin Bank Holiday]

You are GJabs and I claim my five free haircuts...

No no no. You misunderstand.

I meant I'd have liked to have been in Gibbon's shoes (not that he was wearing any!) with all that totty in the noddy around me