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Right - they are called hookers....
Just a novel way to get around the law!
I wonder where you put the tip....

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I was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?Originally posted by original PM View PostRight - they are called hookers....
Just a novel way to get around the law!
I wonder where you put the tip....



Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.
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And only the tip, mind.Originally posted by original PM View PostRight - they are called hookers....
Just a novel way to get around the law!
I wonder where you put the tip....


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Well they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?
Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.
but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.
Cos I also am old!Comment
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£25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.Originally posted by original PM View PostWell they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...
but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.
Cos I also am old!Comment
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There used to be a topless barbers in a town near me in the mid noughties. It didn't last very long before locals got it shut down [emoji23]If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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£15 an hour sounds more like it, I think we are paying £14.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post£25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.
Have friends who pay their cleaner holiday pay, is this normal?Comment
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Used to have a naked cleaner but she upset the cat. The cat kept thinking it was going to have tuna for lunch."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Sure about that?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA job for MPs who want to do something useful for once
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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