A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once

**original PM** · 8 January 2020, 08:25

Right - they are called hookers....

Just a novel way to get around the law!

I wonder where you put the tip....

**BrilloPad** · 8 January 2020, 08:39

Originally posted by original PM View Post

Right - they are called hookers....

Just a novel way to get around the law!

I wonder where you put the tip....

I was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?

Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.

**Zigenare** · 8 January 2020, 08:46

Originally posted by original PM View Post

Right - they are called hookers....

Just a novel way to get around the law!

I wonder where you put the tip....

And only the tip, mind.

**original PM** · 8 January 2020, 08:51

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?

Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.

Well they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...

but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.

Cos I also am old!

**BrilloPad** · 8 January 2020, 09:32

Originally posted by original PM View Post

Well they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...

but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.

Cos I also am old!

£25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.

**KinooOrKinog** · 8 January 2020, 09:34

There used to be a topless barbers in a town near me in the mid noughties. It didn't last very long before locals got it shut down [emoji23]

**woohoo** · 8 January 2020, 09:35

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

£25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.

£15 an hour sounds more like it, I think we are paying £14.

Have friends who pay their cleaner holiday pay, is this normal?

**Paddy** · 8 January 2020, 09:40

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Used to have a naked cleaner but she upset the cat. The cat kept thinking it was going to have tuna for lunch.

**NotAllThere** · 8 January 2020, 12:05

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once

Sure about that?

A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once