Santacide

[BrilloPad]

why is he still here?
i don't get it.
i got banned for insulting a cloggy in hie own language.
he posts a fake suicide thread, and feck all?

Its because he uses ketchup and not the other stuff......

[BR14]

Its because he uses ketchup and not the other stuff......

almost spat glenmorangie, then, towrag!

[mb31]

I'd say go for it. Death seems a bit of a joke to you so maybe your kids will appreciate it as well.

I think that's what you wanted to post on my allegedly fake suicide thread.

Brillo, my wife said no and rolled her eyes with boredom. The way things are shaping up there'll be a trail of Santa's clothes leading to the bedroom when I get back from the Dad's Christmas Eve night out. He's welcome to her.

[northernladuk]

Brillo, my wife said no and rolled her eyes with boredom. .

So not just us then.

[NotAllThere]

almost spat glenmorangie, then, toerag!

ftfy

[BR14]

ftfy

no you didn't. the original phrase is tow rag.
Urban Dictionary: Tow Rag
so piss off basel, go hug your fake suicide chum.

[BrilloPad]

why is he still here?
i don't get it.
i got banned for insulting a cloggy in hie own language.
he posts a fake suicide thread, and feck all?

Christ knows. Try this trick on mumsnet and it would make the news. Here, we chit merrily away with his pointless crap.

He is far better than sasguru yet sassy is still here.

[BrilloPad]

I think that's what you wanted to post on my allegedly fake suicide thread.

Brillo, my wife said no and rolled her eyes with boredom. The way things are shaping up there'll be a trail of Santa's clothes leading to the bedroom when I get back from the Dad's Christmas Eve night out. He's welcome to her.

That was not boredom. It was shock.

Can anyone lend me a Santa costume I can use Christmas Eve?

What do you mean MrsMB31 does not deserve that? Damned cheek....

[BrilloPad]

almost spat glenmorangie, then, towrag!

104,937 posts of pure drivel before I actually get a witty post. I can retire.....

[Old Greg]

no you didn't. the original phrase is tow rag.
Urban Dictionary: Tow Rag
so piss off basel, go hug your fake suicide chum.

toerag
/ˈtəʊraɡ/
nounINFORMAL•BRITISH
noun: toerag; plural noun: toerags; noun: toe-rag; plural noun: toe-rags
a contemptible or worthless person.
Origin
mid 19th century: originally denoting a rag wrapped round the foot as a sock or, by extension, the wearer (such as a vagrant).