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Songs for your funeral
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Which works quite well for suicide bombers...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
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You weren't put off the first time...?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm going out to the countdown music.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I thought Hector was one of Satan's henchmen!Originally posted by mb31 View PostActually I don't know and neither do you. We can have our beliefs but we can't be sure.
I'd rather place a bet each way. It's a bit like the outside/inside IR35 thing but instead of HMRC coming after you it's Satan.
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yesOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have said similar. Except I want them to make sure I am dead first.....Comment
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I've always told my wife that I wouldn't want to be seen dead listening to Westlife. She may get the last laugh on that one if I don't get these songs etched into my Will.Comment
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Exactly.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI don't care what happens at my funeral. I'll be dead and hardly an active participant.
Funerals, and all the crap that goes with them, are for the living not the dead. The dead won't care.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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I was discussing funerals with Himself a couple of days ago - his not mine - and we felt that the sentiment of the classic Ramones song ‘Pet Cemetery ‘ probably summed up his feeling best.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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A sentiment I entirely agree with. I'd like to think those who bothered to turn up would at least have a good day out though...Originally posted by Whorty View PostExactly.
Funerals, and all the crap that goes with them, are for the living not the dead. The dead won't care.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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