Songs for your funeral

[BrilloPad]

Actually I don't know and neither do you. We can have our beliefs but we can't be sure.

I'd rather place a bet each way. It's a bit like the outside/inside IR35 thing but instead of HMRC coming after you it's Satan.

I prefer Satan.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.

From a CUK poster's signature....

[mb31]

I prefer Satan.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.

From a CUK poster's signature....

It's always struck me as an unbalanced relationship. I'm biting my lip in case the moderators read too much into my mention of them...

[BrilloPad]

It's always struck me as an unbalanced relationship. I'm biting my lip in case the moderators read too much into my mention of them...

I think the moderators here know what we think of them. And the more we whine, the more they laugh.....

[HoofHearted]

None, not having one it's a waste of time and money.

Chuck me in a wheelie bin when I'm done.

Which one - Recycling or landfill?

[Paddy]

I don't care what happens at my funeral. I'll be dead and hardly an active participant.

Can you put that in writing, please?

[Zigenare]

I prefer Satan.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.

From a CUK poster's signature....

Marcus Aurelius

[Zigenare]

Can you put that in writing, please?

Are you getting a stiffy for a stiffy?

[ladymuck]

Can you put that in writing, please?

Before or after I'm dead?

[Mordac]

I don't care what happens at my funeral. I'll be dead and hardly an active participant.

This. As long as it's a good piss-up, I don't care. I'll be disappointed not to be attending, but I will have organised a sick-note...

[Eirikur]