Bad Sex Awards 2019

[LondonManc]

A woman chatted me up last night and asked if I'd like to have sex. I had to disappoint her, so we had sex.

[Zigenare]

Easy. I go round and shag your Mrs when you're away, then call you and tell you all about it
(Hold the phone in your left hand)

I thought you'd turned into a battyboy?

[BrilloPad]

In the actual bad sex awards(instead of fiction), I won the top 3 places. All with ex-mrs-bps....

[GJABS]

I thought you'd turned into a battyboy?

I have. But mb31's wife's got a beard and an Adam's apple, so doing her is easy
(Joke!)

[ladymuck]

I have. But mb31's wife's got a beard and an Adam's apple, so doing her is easy
(Joke!)

You owe me a new keyboard

[LondonManc]

In the actual bad sex awards(instead of fiction), I won the top 3 places. All with ex-mrs-bps....

All in the same 15 minutes according to her....

[BrilloPad]

All in the same 15 minutes according to her....

They were different exs. And I need a 3 month recovery time these days....

[mb31]

GJABS this will be standard issue in my household Monday to Friday. Enter at your own risk.



..chastity belt.. - Yelp

[vetran]

I thought you'd turned into a battyboy?

You met Mrs MB? she makes Mrs Ass look attractive.

[GhostofTarbera]

I have. But mb31's wife's got a beard and an Adam's apple, so doing her is easy
(Joke!)

Lol

Are you hoping for a “hung” parliament ?


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