Have my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Weekend Thread
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou want to start building up the muscles that support the knees. Cycling is particularly good for them.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
-
Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHave my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.Comment
-
Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI use the cycles in the gym. But I'm a bit nervous the shooting range is in the same building...
My only worry is he might start to "sing".
Anyway, at least he is a better shooter than CUK mod....Comment
-
Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHave my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.Comment
-
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts okay. WTFH is the only user. I cycle past every morning screaming at him and his dog throwing gel wrappers. He always has he gun - he even once shot himself in the foot while aiming at me.
My only worry is he might start to "sing".
Anyway, at least he is a better shooter than CUK mod....Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
-
Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostBut your do like a good fluff!
Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostYourself?
In the land of the sheep eaters. Get train back to the smoke Monday.
I have to get lights for baby bp's bike. And I am going to initiate a major house tidy. For some reason **** all happens when I am not here. If there was not a cleaner on a Friday, mrs bp would never do any tidying at all. She only cleans as she gets embarrassed when the cleaner arrives and it is untidy....Comment
-
Originally posted by Zigenare View PostYou're short, mate but not that bloody short! What is he, some sort of latter day Mr Magoo?
Still, if one wants a diesel generator, no better place to steal one from....Comment
-
Originally posted by Whorty View PostTaking my good lady to a concert tonight .... I hope she likes The Macc Lads
The rest of the weekend I'll be trying to get my hearing backI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
-
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment