Have my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
I use the cycles in the gym. But I'm a bit nervous the shooting range is in the same building...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou want to start building up the muscles that support the knees. Cycling is particularly good for them.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Hope the PSA test gives the right results.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHave my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.
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Its okay. WTFH is the only user. I cycle past every morning screaming at him and his dog throwing gel wrappers. He always has he gun - he even once shot himself in the foot while aiming at me.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI use the cycles in the gym. But I'm a bit nervous the shooting range is in the same building...
My only worry is he might start to "sing".
Anyway, at least he is a better shooter than CUK mod....Comment
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Greenlake?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHave my walk with loony lady friend bit early tomorrow, got PSA test at 2. On Sunday I'll be out with police search team looking for a corpse.Comment
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You're short, mate but not that bloody short! What is he, some sort of latter day Mr Magoo?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts okay. WTFH is the only user. I cycle past every morning screaming at him and his dog throwing gel wrappers. He always has he gun - he even once shot himself in the foot while aiming at me.
My only worry is he might start to "sing".
Anyway, at least he is a better shooter than CUK mod....Comment
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Getting way too old for that. I remember the good old days when women were sex objects. Now I treat them with respect.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostBut your do like a good fluff!
At last someone asks!Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostYourself?
In the land of the sheep eaters. Get train back to the smoke Monday.
I have to get lights for baby bp's bike. And I am going to initiate a major house tidy. For some reason **** all happens when I am not here. If there was not a cleaner on a Friday, mrs bp would never do any tidying at all. She only cleans as she gets embarrassed when the cleaner arrives and it is untidy....Comment
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He is from Surrey. All inbreds round there.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostYou're short, mate but not that bloody short! What is he, some sort of latter day Mr Magoo?
Still, if one wants a diesel generator, no better place to steal one from....Comment
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Cracking Macc Lads concert last night in Bristol. Voice is a bit croaky this morning! Waited 30 years since my student days to see them again - well worth itOriginally posted by Whorty View PostTaking my good lady to a concert tonight .... I hope she likes The Macc Lads
The rest of the weekend I'll be trying to get my hearing back
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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