All this jibber jabber for "my car battery is flat"
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Three cheers for the MuckMobile!Originally posted by ladymuck View PostVerdict is in! The car still lives, holy water not required.
It was the stereo apparently.
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You may have to resort to singing to while away those long journeys now. Don't worry if you can't sing, it never stopped Mrs M...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostVerdict is in! The car still lives, holy water not required.
It was the stereo apparently.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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The fault has been fixed (I hope!). No need for me to frighten anyone just yet.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou may have to resort to singing to while away those long journeys now. Don't worry if you can't sing, it never stopped Mrs M...
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And all the posts have been way more interesting than the nonsense you post.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAll this jibber jabber for "my car battery is flat"Comment
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1000 Amps? Pah - You could barely jump start an obstinate donkey with that! 20,000 Amps is more like it.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMy new jump starter worked a treat - I got this one:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07QLGRLD9/
NOCO Boost Max GB500 20000 Amp 12V/24V UltraSafe Lithium Jump Starter for Petrol and Diesel Engines and Class 8+ / CE Vehicles
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That looks like it might cause some damage to your testicles - if you were that way inclined...Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post1000 Amps? Pah - You could barely jump start an obstinate donkey with that! 20,000 Amps is more like it.
NOCO Boost Max GB500 20000 Amp 12V/24V UltraSafe Lithium Jump Starter for Petrol and Diesel Engines and Class 8+ / CE Vehicles

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£2,396.27Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post1000 Amps? Pah - You could barely jump start an obstinate donkey with that! 20,000 Amps is more like it.
NOCO Boost Max GB500 20000 Amp 12V/24V UltraSafe Lithium Jump Starter for Petrol and Diesel Engines and Class 8+ / CE Vehicles
You could buy a spare car for that price.Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.Comment
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Well yes, goes without saying that....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd all the posts have been way more interesting than the nonsense you post.Comment
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You can take the boy out of Lympstone..............Originally posted by Zigenare View PostThat looks like it might cause some damage to your testicles - if you were that way inclined...

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