Infatuation attack arrgh!

[BrilloPad]

I wish I was gay. Life would have been so much easier. No kids. And more importantly no wives.

The problem with wives is you can't live with them. And you can't bury them under the patio with a bag of lime(*).

* WTFH assures me that you can if they are cyclists and shine their front lights at the wrong angle but I am not sure I believe him.

[Halo Jones]

I would like CUK(and society) to get to the stage where no-one cares what sexuality anyone is. Or indeed what gender(M, F or other) anyone is.

+1

[Zigenare]

But a guy does not have to be gay to enjoy something up the marmite motorway. That is where the male g-spot is after all. Around the prostrate.

Prostate - you clown!

[Zigenare]

I would like CUK(and society) to get to the stage where no-one cares what sexuality anyone is. Or indeed what gender(M, F or other) anyone is.

As for abuse, I can only abuse you for that video of you on TOTP. Sorry I will try to do better.....

I'd like to see a society where people don't feel a need to advertise their sexuality. What a man and his goat get up to behind closed doors should be private - forever!

[wattaj]

I wish I was gay. Life would have been so much easier. No kids. And more importantly no wives.

The problem with wives is you can't live with them. And you can't bury them under the patio with a bag of lime(*).

* WTFH assures me that you can if they are cyclists and shine their front lights at the wrong angle but I am not sure I believe him.

Problem is though that you'd likely have another gay man in your life; that could be a real PITA. Just sayin'...

[xoggoth]

I wish I was gay. Life would have been so much easier.

So much easier to get a bonk too, without all the expensive wooing.

[wattaj]

Once again you've gone above and beyond in terms of support and acceptance. Thanks all!

That may be because nobody really GAS what other people get up to in their own lives.

[ladymuck]

That may be because nobody really GAS what other people get up to in their own lives.

You'd like to think so but it seems that people have, for many years, been very interested in what people get up to. Otherwise, being homosexual wouldn't have been illegal for so long, or trans people villified for example.


Sorry Zig, I'll get back in the kitchen soon.

[FIERCE TANK BATTLE]

But a guy does not have to be gay to enjoy something up the marmite motorway. That is where the male g-spot is after all. Around the prostrate.

I prefer standing up

[Zigenare]

You'd like to think so but it seems that people have, for many years, been very interested in what people get up to. Otherwise, being homosexual wouldn't have been illegal for so long, or trans people villified for example.


Sorry Zig, I'll get back in the kitchen soon.

There's a good girl.