post lots of random sqiggly lines and try to sound clever
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The charts clearly show that we're heading for a soft-turd slide into no-mans land!
Scooty! Chart if you please!Comment
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Your wife and I just tried a new position - the dead cat bounce.
The cat wasn't dead at the start.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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if you mean MY wife, you must have a uijja board or summat.Originally posted by WTFH View PostYour wife and I just tried a new position - the dead cat bounce.
The cat wasn't dead at the start.
she died twenty years ago.Comment
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It was better before you edited it.Originally posted by BR14 View Postpost lots of random sqiggly lines and try to sound clever

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That's Scooty's torrent download history, isn't it?Originally posted by BR14 View Postpost lots of random sqiggly lines and try to sound clever
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Alongside his Thistle Hotel Heathrow unclaimed expenses.Originally posted by Mordac View PostThat's Scooty's torrent download history, isn't it?Comment
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You're so venn, you probably think this diagram is about you, don't you, don't you........When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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