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#51

2 August 2019, 11:03

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

A female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?

You virtue signalling little sod!

Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I thought we had to call them PORGs now?

Snow White(Assuming that's still her name and they haven't done a remake staring Whoopi Goldberg in the lead role!) and the seven PORGs?

That just might catch on!
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#52

2 August 2019, 11:30

Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Snow White(Assuming that's still her name and they haven't done a remake staring Whoopi Goldberg in the lead role!) and the seven PORGs?

That just might catch on!

I think PORG Porn sounds dirtier, ruder than dwarf porn as well, then there's PORG Throwing

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”
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#53

2 August 2019, 13:37

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

A female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?

Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?
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#54

2 August 2019, 13:41

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Wot I missed?

Quite a few English lessons by the look of it...

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#55

2 August 2019, 15:33

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

You've seen the standards for yourself. Promise to jiggle some wobblies, and provided we haven't all got dementia you should get a round of applause...

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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#56

2 August 2019, 16:16

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

A female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?

Unlike most female posters on here, we're fairly sure this one is real.

His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...
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#57

2 August 2019, 16:36

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

PM me some picks in your undies and I will let you know.

HTH BIDI
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#58

2 August 2019, 16:47

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

PM me some picks in your undies and I will let you know.

HTH BIDI

If she turns out to be a wrong 'un you'd better let us know. Some of the others don't want to get caught out again...

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#59

2 August 2019, 18:24

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

Don't encourage them....

PS What would HWMBO say? I hope you will bring him to the Manchester Christmas meet for us to tell him all about your CUK posts.....
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#60

2 August 2019, 18:34

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Maybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?

how do you tell who loves you more the wife or the dog?

lock them both in the boot of the car for a couple of hours when you come back its the one who is pleased to see you!

tip don't go round the boot of some CUK posters cars!
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