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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostSnow White(Assuming that's still her name and they haven't done a remake staring Whoopi Goldberg in the lead role!) and the seven PORGs?
That just might catch on!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWot I missed?
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMaybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA female poster turns up and the male posters behave like teenagers on viagra?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMaybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?
HTH BIDIComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPM me some picks in your undies and I will let you know.
HTH BIDIHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMaybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?
PS What would HWMBO say? I hope you will bring him to the Manchester Christmas meet for us to tell him all about your CUK posts.....Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostMaybe I should go away and see how keen anyone is when I return?
how do you tell who loves you more the wife or the dog?
lock them both in the boot of the car for a couple of hours when you come back its the one who is pleased to see you!
tip don't go round the boot of some CUK posters cars!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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