Aim to please

[mudskipper]

Sort it out boys.

[NotAllThere]

As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.

[xoggoth]

As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.

You mean cos most of it dribbles onto the floor instead?

[filthy1980]

just sit down and pee been doing it for years

[DoctorStrangelove]

just sit down and pee been doing it for years

Especially at 03:00 when half asleep.

No chance of hitting the target at that time of night when barely conscious

[NotAllThere]

just sit down and pee been doing it for years

Some insecure men feel that if they're not standing to pee, they're not masculine.

[BR14]

don't pish in nightclub karzies, sorted.

[darmstadt]

But the actual seat is not wet so it doesn't matter unless you sit in the pan....

[SimonMac]

[fullyautomatix]

just sit down and pee been doing it for years

WHS. I have also been doing it for years.