How do you define "contractor attitude"?

[ProfitableContractor]

Being a cockwomble.

My wife calls me that but she doesn’t know I’m on here so now I’m double confused!

[jamesbrown]

My wife calls me that but she doesn’t know I’m on here so now I’m double confused!

Old Greg is nlady and nlady is everyone's wife. HTH.

[northernladyuk]

Old Greg is nlady and nlady is everyone's wife. HTH.

The old man is whatever you want him to be.

[jamesbrown]

The old man is whatever you want him to be.

Let's not oversell "whatever". We decompiled him a while back, and there isn't much there.

[northernladyuk]

Let's not oversell "whatever". We decompiled him a while back, and there isn't much there.

That's just the freemium site.

[jamesbrown]

That's just the freemium site.

How much spicier can it be?

Did you check with your [drop-down menu for premium clients: choose your qualified professional here]?

[cojak]

My wife calls me that but she doesn’t know I’m on here so now I’m double confused!

This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve.

But don't test my patience.

[Diver]

This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve.

But don't test my patience.

[ProfitableContractor]

This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve.

But don't test my patience.

So to clarify, you can’t post a link to your own blog even if just in the signature?

What if I’ve written something that I’m sure the contractors here would appreciate in terms of humour? I don’t have any advertising or anything to sell I just want to help people and have a bit of a laugh while I do it.

[Old Greg]

This post gives you a (very) temporary reprieve.

But don't test my patience.

Temporary or conditional?