How do you define "contractor attitude"?

[Unix]

Stroll in with a 5k Italian suit, "work" for 3 hours while booking your next trip to the Caribbean. Bang a few hotties in Marketing then get in the Porsche and head home to your mansion to your trophy wife kids and "nanny". Bill for a few grand.

[MarillionFan]

Permie PM at ClientCo had forgotten his key fog one day so I lent him mine, which is on the key ring with the car key.
He looks at it and says “Oh, I’ve got WTFH’s car key, I’ll bet is some really fast little sports car”.
I say “No, it’s not, you know how unreliable Alfas are”

...I mean, it’s not little, but he was happy that I had some clapped out old banger.

[Old Greg]

At least he won't be able to give you a lift.

[jamesbrown]

At least he won't be able to give you a lift.

[Diver]

For me the right contractor attitude is;
Indolent
Self Important
Know it all
Never wrong
Money Grasping
Godlike

I strive to maintain the above at all times

[greenlake]

For me the right contractor attitude is;
Indolent
Self Important
Know it all
Never wrong
Money Grasping
Godlike

I strive to maintain the above at all times

You are Dilbert and ICMFP....

[Diver]

You are Dilbert and ICMFP....

[cojak]

For me the right contractor attitude is;
Indolent
Self Important
Know it all
Never wrong
Money Grasping
Godlike

I strive to maintain the above at all times

Diver!

[DoctorStrangelove]

Diver!

Don't panic.

He hasn't sawn any more bits off so far as we're aware.

[Old Greg]

Diver!

+1

I was starting to think you'd joined the great bench in the sky.