Only wear shirts at funeral these days. What I really hate is jeans with buttons instead of zips, when yer need a pee it takes you ages to get yer thingy out.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
he is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!Originally posted by original PM View PostClose but the t shirt is more like this

and i ain't fat, bald and old either.Comment
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Never had a problem with either although for the second that is probably more luck than judgement.Originally posted by vetran View Posthe is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!
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Two buttons are fine but after 50 there has to be a t-shirt underneath or it's a bit unsightly.
Shorts are verboten. People can get queazy.Comment
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I'm a liberally minded person, but I'm shocked.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOnly wear shirts at funeral these days.Comment
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I wear shirts with poppers! that way when the women can't restrain themselves as usual I can do them up afterwards!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by vetran View PostI wear shirts soaked with poppers! that way I'm nice and loose down below when NLUK fists me!Comment
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