Only wear shirts at funeral these days. What I really hate is jeans with buttons instead of zips, when yer need a pee it takes you ages to get yer thingy out.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostClose but the t shirt is more like this
and i ain't fat, bald and old either.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Posthe is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!
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Two buttons are fine but after 50 there has to be a t-shirt underneath or it's a bit unsightly.
Shorts are verboten. People can get queazy.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOnly wear shirts at funeral these days.Comment
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I wear shirts with poppers! that way when the women can't restrain themselves as usual I can do them up afterwards!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI wear shirts soaked with poppers! that way I'm nice and loose down below when NLUK fists me!Comment
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