Spain next week

[jamesbrown]

Does your MIL play squash?

Only when MF is sitting on top of her.

[Old Greg]

Only when MF is sitting on top of her.

Preferable to going on holiday with PC.

[jamesbrown]

Preferable to going on holiday with PC.

Or PC sitting on top of her, but needs must.

[Old Greg]

Or PC sitting on top of her, but needs must.

At least MF would be in the first class lounge.

[jamesbrown]

At least MF would be in the first class lounge.

True, but there wouldn't be much else in there.

[DoctorStrangelove]

4. There are not many sheep in spain.

Wish me luck....

Plenty of those sexy Merinos, boyo.

[vetran]

Does your MIL play squash? The prizes they give female squash player in Spain are great: Discrimination in sports: Female squash players in Spain shocked at tournament prize: leg wax and a vibrator | In English | EL PAIS

I had to explain to my colleagues why I was laughing out loud. Jeez its 2019.

[jamesbrown]

[SueEllen]

People returning from Spain will now have to quarantine for 14 days from Sunday


Spain added to England's quarantine list - BBC News

[AtW]

That’s last years thread - you dummies