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Feeling rough today
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Apparently that’s against the rules, I have to settle for a pair of nerf guns!Growing old is mandatory
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Im a hero! Ill all weekend but I'm here today.
Not all day I dont think so though!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Remember one permie I worked with was off for months with a bad back - 6 months or something. He had a visit arranged with HR to his home and he'd forgotten.
So, of course, HR manager turned up outside and watched him landscaping his garden, digging, lugging stuff around all sorts. I remember he kept the 6 months pay but got asked to resign which I though he got off likely.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Not having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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If you're too sick for work, you're too sick to post on CUK.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostNot having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.Comment
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Bugger offOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThen the rest of the staff are safe. Unless he works with MP.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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And in other news, the sun will rise tomorrow.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostNot having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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