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    #21
    Originally posted by Captain Jack
    Yeah, the feckers "considered it" and decided not to.

    Well consider whether to pay the fine then...

    Older and ...well, just older!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Goya
      Can I put parking tickets through my Ltd as an expense?

      Finally got a ticket the other day

      Don't think you can no!!
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #23
        Originally posted by Goya
        Can I put parking tickets through my Ltd as an expense?

        Finally got a ticket the other day
        When I was in West Africa we could put bribes through as an expense. Allegedly.

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          #24
          In Somerset we have the most vandalised speed camera in the country, its been sprayed with paint, set fire to and on one occasion a farmer pulled it down with his tractor!

          Now they are on about putting in surveillance cameras to protect it, when will the madness end?
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            In Somerset we have the most vandalised speed camera in the country, its been sprayed with paint, set fire to and on one occasion a farmer pulled it down with his tractor!

            Now they are on about putting in surveillance cameras to protect it, when will the madness end?
            Shute Shelf ??

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              #26
              Originally posted by ASB
              Shute Shelf ??
              Probably, I was thinking of the one by East Brent which is between Shute shelf and Brent knoll but you can take your pick around here none are very popular...

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3461785.stm

              http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/6305321.stm

              We prefer direct action!
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mailman
                And also high rise multi-story buildings in America too!

                Mailman
                * cough * that was probably Thermate-TH3, a mix of thermite 68.7%, barium nitrate 29.0%, sulphur 2.0% and binder 0.3%. (wikipedia)

                Allegedly.

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                  #28
                  http://www.africans.co.za/modules.ph...rder=0&thold=0
                  ***********
                  Step into my mind....mind the mess.

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