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I get that tulip means sh1t on here, but why? I've never heard it before & it's not in Urban Dictionary.. Ta.If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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It's just a word swap, not an alternative word. You won't see **** on Urban Dictionary either.Originally posted by JulieM39 View PostI get that tulip means sh1t on here, but why? I've never heard it before & it's not in Urban Dictionary.. Ta.
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EDIT. When did winker shown up as stars or has it always done that and I'm just thinking about the emoticon?
EDIT 2: Bypassing the swear word filter is a bannable offence so looks like you are going to earn your forum stripes sooner than most
Last edited by northernladuk; 21 March 2019, 17:24.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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We have some very strange Moderators. But that may be merely coincidental...Originally posted by JulieM39 View PostI get that tulip means sh1t on here, but why? I've never heard it before & it's not in Urban Dictionary.. Ta.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Before our time.Originally posted by Mordac View PostWe have some very strange Moderators. But that may be merely coincidental...
It does mean that every time I see the word tulip I automatically translate it as .... er... tulip.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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ask your mate eirikur, he should know, he talks tulips every dayOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostBefore our time.
It does mean that every time I see the word tulip I automatically translate it as .... er... tulip.
and Who The Feck is scotspine???Comment
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Wash your fecking mouth out. Scotspine is our Most Revered One True Leader. God looks to him for spiritual guidance, that's all you need to know.Originally posted by BR14 View Postask your mate eirikur, he should know, he talks tulips every day
and Who The Feck is scotspine???His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Any particular god?Originally posted by Mordac View PostWash your fecking mouth out. Scotspine is our Most Revered One True Leader. God looks to him for spiritual guidance, that's all you need to know.
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sorry, and i did just wash my mouth out, honestOriginally posted by BR14 View PostAny particular god?
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