My cat

[EternalOptimist]

Biscuit, licks his bum in public. It's getting to be an embarassment. Has anyone any ideas ? maybe a cat-new-years resolution 'I will not lick me anus except at night in the kitchen - meeoww'

[thunderlizard]

Put chilli powder up his backside.
Or on his tongue, come to think of it.

[Diestl]

I did a search for pussy licking anus in google but nothing relevant appeared.

[Denny]

I did a search for pussy licking anus in google but nothing relevant appeared.

That's because you've got the child protection bar ticked.

[MarillionFan]

An ode to the Cat - by Kevin Bloody wilson

I was kiccked out of the pub last friday night.
Now it's not the first time it's happend but if i remember right they caught me pissing on the fire.
Takin all the back allies home i found a cat on one of the cans and said fancy throwing out a perfectly good cat like this then i picked the cu nt up by the tail and kicked the cu nt to kingdom come.

I made it to the front lawn when i spewed up. now i remember eating the peanuts and that crusty prawn sauce but i'm ****ed if i remember eating that.

But that ******* cats back now how did he do that i stuuck me toe right up his bum and kicked the **** to kingdom come.

[xoggoth]

A very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.

[wendigo100]

A very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.

I can't reach. Should I get someone else to do it?