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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    A very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.
    I can't reach. Should I get someone else to do it?

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  • xoggoth
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    A very sensible practice that should be followed by everyone. The reduction in toilet paper would have a major positive impact on our environment.

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  • MarillionFan
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    An ode to the Cat - by Kevin Bloody wilson

    I was kiccked out of the pub last friday night.
    Now it's not the first time it's happend but if i remember right they caught me pissing on the fire.
    Takin all the back allies home i found a cat on one of the cans and said fancy throwing out a perfectly good cat like this then i picked the cu nt up by the tail and kicked the cu nt to kingdom come.

    I made it to the front lawn when i spewed up. now i remember eating the peanuts and that crusty prawn sauce but i'm ****ed if i remember eating that.

    But that ******* cats back now how did he do that i stuuck me toe right up his bum and kicked the **** to kingdom come.

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  • Denny
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    Originally posted by Diestl
    I did a search for pussy licking anus in google but nothing relevant appeared.
    That's because you've got the child protection bar ticked.

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  • Diestl
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    I did a search for pussy licking anus in google but nothing relevant appeared.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Put chilli powder up his backside.
    Or on his tongue, come to think of it.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic My cat

    My cat

    Biscuit, licks his bum in public. It's getting to be an embarassment. Has anyone any ideas ? maybe a cat-new-years resolution 'I will not lick me anus except at night in the kitchen - meeoww'



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