BMW X5 - Diesel or Hybrid?

[WTFH]

This is supposed to be a contractor forum. It has to be a Range Rover V8. Or if you want to look really flash, but you have no idea about cars, get a Porsche Cayenne.

You lot...

I don’t want anything that slow and ugly.

[Mordac]

I don’t want anything that slow and ugly.

But you'd advocate a Dacia or a VW Tiguan? All I'd say is your guide dog has a strange idea of "ugly"...

[AtW]

This is supposed to be a contractor forum. It has to be a Range Rover V8. Or if you want to look really flash, but you have no idea about cars, get a Porsche Cayenne.

You lot...

Range Rover SVR surely?

[Old Greg]

I don’t want anything that slow and ugly.

That excludes Spuddy from consideration.

[Mordac]

Range Rover SVR surely?

Given your penchant for driving into things made from bricks, I'm surprised you haven't gone for something like this:




Yours for £80k, inc VAT.
Original Russian T34 Tank - Wells Reclamation

[AtW]

Tempting for just 80 grand...

How much is 3rd party fire and theft insurance though? Better check this with Direct Line before buying....

P.S. “Depending on the size and weight of the item we can dispatch goods by Royal Mail, courier or by pallet.”

[Mordac]

Tempting for just 80 grand...

How much is 3rd party fire and theft insurance though? Better check this with Direct Line before buying....

P.S. “Depending on the size and weight of the item we can dispatch goods by Royal Mail, courier or by pallet.”

I've got a feeling you won't have to pay road tax, and parking the thing shouldn't be a problem...

I checked, and ammunition isn't included, but with your contacts, that shouldn't be a problem either...

[AtW]

80 grand, is that with full tank of fuel?

[AtW]

I’ll buy British instead maybe

Chieftain Tank For Sale from GBP18,000 to GBP50,000 (FV4201)

[AtW]

Margret Thatchers Armoured Bus For Sale (Early MRAP)